(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)
this lemur didn’t seem pleased that i was taking photos of him
with you and your rude shit
Italy + Water x
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
"birds and squirrels and earth and sky"
I freakin love my dogs.
Holy fuck. I love my dog. She ain’t ever going anywhere.
Does anyone else see “Dedicated to Rambo May he live a thousand years” at the bottom? Because I can’t. I’ve just got a dog treat in my eye is all
Butthole must sparkle
"oh yeah you guys use celcius"
my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN
Spirited Away (Miyazaki Hayao, 2001) / The Grand Budapest Hotel (Wes Anderson, 2014)
The official trailer for the New Zealand vampire comedy “What We Do in the Shadows, directed by Jemaine Clement & Taika Waititi, about three vampire flatmates coping with the modern world.
"Haha, ghost cup."
I’M GOING TO WATCH THIS SO HARD.
WE’RE WEREWOLVES NOT SWEARWOLVES
I LOST MY SHIT AT THE FLOATING HISS
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader
its like they’re not even the same species.
Two elves and a hobbit.
We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG
this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around